
this is a totally not fun toy! i think on purpose? it’s just a stupid piece of stamped plastic, which… rules.
posted by admin at 1:25 am

ASPECTS
- weirdly heavy
- gaping / looking
- milky interior landscape
posted by admin at 1:18 am

ASPECTS
- plenty heart
- plenty tough
- lots of room for potatoes in that thing
- BYO solid ground
posted by admin at 1:14 am

ASPECTS
- devotee of the chase
- gulps indiscriminately
- quite fast, but slower on the turnaround
posted by admin at 5:14 pm

steppin’ out and revvin’ up
gravy all around
programmed to hucklebuck
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posted by admin at 4:24 pm


ASPECTS
- full-body smile lines
- tangible quiescence
- illimitable surface!
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posted by admin at 3:53 pm

ASPECTS
- vestigial organs are street
- shit you could step on is street
- after a fashion, street is no longer street
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posted by admin at 2:18 pm


ASPECTS
- half wave
- half particle
- half blind
- hexagonally patterned
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posted by admin at 8:11 pm
ASPECTS:
- unsteady footing
- “i’m sorry” face
- gaping maw prestuffed with irremovable sidearms
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posted by admin at 6:26 pm